After 100%-ing Elden Ring offscreen, Randy and D.J. set their sights on new challenges, including Horizon: Zero Dawn and Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Elden Ring minute

(8:42) - A new Xbox

(23:23) - Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster

(49:52) - Horizon: Zero Dawn

(1:11:09) - Outro

D.J. tries to make sense of the many strange happenings in Eastward. Meanwhile, Randy finds himself embroiled in the pigs-vs.-ravens class war in White Shadows. Also, Pokémon.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Pokémon Minute

(14:35) - Eastward

(33:29) - White Shadows

(49:58) - Outro

The new Personalike, Monark, has a tough time living up to Randy's expectations. Fortunately, there's Vampire Survivors. Also: Sliding Seas, and more Pokémon Arceus.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Pokémon Minute

(13:02) - Vampire Survivors

(37:04) - Monark

(55:46) - Sliding Seas

(1:03:01) - Outro

Randy finds himself marooned in the terrifying world of Pokémon Legends: Arceus. Meanwhile, D.J. teaches himself how to throw a Boomerang… X. Also, 24th century travel tips.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Immediately Pokemon Arceus

(48:02) - Boomerang X

(1:08:18) - Outro

Randy discovers the joy of unpacking in, er, Unpacking. Similarly, D.J. discovers the joy of generating umurangies in Umurangi Generation. Also: The final name in fantasy fashion lines.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/SakaGUCCI

(11:19) - Umurangi Generation

(31:34) - Unpacking

(52:40) - Outro

Randy dons his cauldron to delve into the crafty world of Wytchwood. Meanwhile, D.J. once again finds himself stuck on a Raft. Also: Wordle, plus a listener mail solves a decades-old VGH mystery.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro

(03:35) - Wytchwood

(20:19) - Raft

(40:05) - Wordle

(53:08) - Viewer Mail

(1:02:54) - Outro

Randy reveals his 2022 gaming resolution: To dab harder than anyone has dabbed before in Just Dance. Meanwhile, Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker brings D.J.'s MMO journey to a close... or does it? Also: Proper kadomatsu technique.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Pre-show babble

(08:16) - Just Dance

(25:35) - Ring Fit Adventure

(34:21) - Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker

(1:08:56) - Outro

We present our favorite games of 2021, while keeping things mostly drama-free.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro

(11:17) - #5

(21:24) - #4

(32:42) - #3

(43:10) - #2

(57:01) - #1

(1:07:46) - Honorable mentions

(1:11:39) - Outro

An alternate soundtrack for any dungeons you may encounter.

Ten years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Rotating Riker.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Part 1

(1:03:02) - Part 2