It's Tacoless Tuesday! Paul forgot the Tacos YET AGAIN, so we're just gonna eat sum gaemz. On the menu this week: Elder Scrolls, but ONLINE. Dr. Mario continues to let his patients die, Lego T-Rex needs arms, and D.J. wholeheartedly supports Gradius.

We hear about an unexplored side of Splatoon from our resident kid and squid, Randy. D.J. alternates between angsty PNW teen and angsty Tokyo teen assassin. Paul refuses to set foot in a casino, but maybe a Witcher slot machine would change his mind.

Episode Timeline

00:00 - Intro
03:22 - Bloodstained continues
11:35 - Puzzle and Dragons, abridged
12:10 - Splatoon
35:48 - The Witcher III
43:30 - Life Is Strange episode 3
50:25 - Spelunky
51:35 - Short Peace/Ranko Tsukigime's Longest Day
63:15 - Slot machines for the TRUE GAMMER
74:15 - Outro

The gang's all here for this super packed, and super awesome Taco Tuesday! On the menu this week: Tetris ULTIMATE, MASSIVE Chalice, THE Escapists (Shiv edition), and D4! So many time travelling shivs.

Episode Timeline

00:00 - Tacos and Shivs

After years of anticipation, we finally discuss the international smash hit: Puzzle & Dragons. Paul plays a game about a beard albino. D.J. doesn’t play anything. Also, Backlog Attack 2015 looms.

Episode Timeline

00:00 - Intro
03:02 - Persona Update!
08:11 - D.J. goes to Portland
14:20 - Bloodstained Update!
19:45 - Episode 200 deets
24:05 - The Witcher III: Wild Hunt
48:04 - Puzzle & Dragons Super Mario Bros. Edition
58:30 - Backlog Attack 2015: Pre-Pre-Pre-Backlogging
75:05 - Outro

This should just be called “The Witcher 3 Isn’t Out Yet”. We’re biding our time with Invisible Inc., Persona Q, Stretchmo, and Adventure Bar Story. We also ruminate on our lifelong struggles to balance gaming with being a productive member of society.

Episode Timeline

00:00 - Intro
06:51 - Invisible Inc.
26:45 - Stretchmo
37:15 - Aventure Bar Story
42:40 - Persona Q
52:30 - Git ur Grades Up!
68:15 - Viewer Mail
70:35 - Outro

It's Taco Tuesday! On the menu this week we have some Puzzles, Dragons, Marios and the monster hunter that slays them, in The Witcher 3. 

When is a squid not a squid? When it's a human-squid girl/boy hybrid. But what if this hypothetical hybrid hu-squid were to transform suddenly into a full squid? A definitive answer eludes squidymologists to this day. Anyway, we played Splatoon.

Episode Timeline

0:00 - Intro
3:01 - Bloodstained Kickstarter
21:18 - Mario Kart 8
32:54 - Splatoon beta
53:05 - Mario Kart 64
57:40 - Super Smash Bros.
64:25 - Viewer Mail
82:35 - Outro

It's Taco Tuesday! Randy and D.J. Paul chat a bit about Breach and Clear, ULTRATRON, Lost Orbit, Axiom Verge, Invisible Inc, and more!!! Much full taco tasty wow.

We regret to inform you that D.J. Ross died in the Burrito Wars of 2015. But Randy and Paul persevere and weigh in on Suicide Squad, PC gaming at E3, and a scheme to get gamers off their asses. Also, Cities: Skylines, Persona Q, and Never Alone.

Episode Timeline 0:00 - Intro 3:01 - Game night 5:00 - The Joker and Suicide Squad Chat 10:40 - Never Alone 23:25 - Cities: Skylines 34:05 - Persona Q 47:10 - PC Gaming at E3 GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! 52:25 - Gamer Fitness GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!11 68:45 - Outro

It's Taco Tuesday, AND Cinco de Mayo! Whoa! Games, tequila and tacos, what more could you ask for? On the menu this week: Amiibo Tap, Ether One, Wolfenstein: The Old Blood, and more!